Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Last Resort - Review (Spoilers) First 2 Episodes

On Earth H. I lived a very different life. I played high school football. I was a mediocre diver. I never left Nebraska. I attended a Shania Twain concert. And when my dream of walking on to the Cornhusker football team proved to be nothing like Rudy, I did the only thing a normal corn fed midwestern boy who longed for the water could possibly do. I joined the Navy and served on a submarine....

Ok. I only assume that's what happened on Earth H. In reality, I really have loved submarines and submarine stories. 2000 Leagues Under the Sea, The Hunt for Red October, Crimson Tide, Run Silent Run Deep, K19 The Widowmaker, U-571 - whether it was watching Jack Ryan play cat and mouse with Marko Ramius or Lt. Andrew Tyler keep his mean together in the face of all those ominous depth charges, I was hooked. If it's got a submarine, I'm in.

So it was with some trepidation that I waded into the waters of the new drama Last Resort. The cast was intriguing, Andre Braugher, Scott Speedman, even Robert Patrick in his customary bad guy role. There was even Dichen Lachman and Jessy Schram, veterans of Dollhouse and Falling Skies respectively. It was an interesting premise. What would good men do when asked to do the unthinkable? What would their actions cause, prevent etc?

The pilot sets the stage well enough. The in boat drama is there. Will they or won't they fire the missiles? Much like Crimson Tide/U571 there is conflict as to who's really in charge of the boat. The missiles aren't fired but it doesn't matter as another warship nukes two areas of Pakistan and the Navy turns on our intrepid heroes.

Once the action shifts to the small island that the crew basically invades, the story necessarily changes. This really isn't a show about a submarine. It wants to be a show about right and wrong, noble and evil actions and to make the audience think about the consequences of all of the preceding. Yet to me this is where the butter gets spread to thin on the bread.

The captain has a son, who's serving in the middle east currently and will be directly impacted by nuclear attacks. Speedman as the XO not only has a lovely wife at home but also an added back story of torture and Russian roulette in a North Korean prison camp.  Daisy Betts as arguably the female lead of the show plays a common Hollywood military cliche, the unprepared officer who is in over her head. As if that wasn't enough, she's also the daughter of an Admiral, so it's clearly just a political post. Or is it.

Two episodes in and the plot is expanding rapidly. We haven't even touched on the people who live on the island, the NATO listening post, the thinly created female Tony Stark (Autumn Reeser) who lives in DC and is brilliant, beautiful and tough as nails. She created a device that is basically the Caterpillar drive from Red October. Last Resort wants to be a grand drama that has many different plot points that all weave together - not unlike Tom Clancy's style of writing. Two recent dramas with large casts actually succeeded, Lost and Battlestar Galactica. However, neither of those series tried to go so deep so fast.

If there is one thing that can be learned from a lifetime of loving submarine stories, it's that the deeper you go, the more pressure there is. Only two episodes in, I'm worried that Last Resort might be out of it's depth.





Is Lowe's the modern Big Brother

After the Patriot Act, there were reams of people concerned that the government would be tracking all of our actions, keeping extensive files on every person in the country. This massive amount of information on each person would be a huge invasion of privacy. Yet now we have these...

Lowe's will remember your air filter....


 Lowe's can track what paint you used....


At what point does convenience out weigh invasion? When do you consider information sacred and when is it simply data?  Questions I never expected Lowe's to make me consider.




Monday, November 5, 2012

Hate politics but love Politcal parodies

In less than 10 hours the polls will open with lots of very serious issue and decisions to be made. For months we have been accosted, inundated and annoyed by political campaign issue ads and commercials. Here are my favorite parodies of those ads.


Exactly...who is really undecided...

Horrible version of "Pumped up Kicks" as a politcal joke.


Fanboy demigod Joss Whedon made this zombie related case.


Also a message from Chris Rock....


25 Worst Passwords of 2012

Some times, people get what they deserve. If you have chosen the same password as Dark Helmet from Spaceballs...you deserve to get hacked.

Also. "monkey"? How is this a popular password? The randomness of this list is almost worse than the fact people still use "123456"....

2012 Worst Passwords

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Iron Man 3 Trailer

Some times casting is done poorly. Christopher Walken as Han Solo would have been a joke. Eric Stoltz was so bad as Marty McFly that they had to reshoot half the film. It couldn't have been the same product with someone else.

Some times casting is done perfectly. As in the case of Iron Man. Tony Stark can come off like a bad mix between Max Headroom and Donald Trump. But when portrayed by Robert Downey Jr. - it's perfect. He's likable. He's brilliant. He's horribly horribly flawed. Iron Man is a modern day Jekyll and Hyde. There is no man and no monster. Just a horrible complex and realistic version of a brilliant mind and brilliantly flawed ego.

The first official trailer for Iron Man 3 is out. I am glad to see that they will again focus on not only the battles of the man in a suit - they will show the battle inside the mind of a man.

  


Yes. There is a lot to the trailer. The suit moving on it's own. Seemingly both The Mandarin and The Iron Patriot. Guy Pearce is in it, which thrills me to no end. How his career never took off has always confused me. 

Nonetheless, the most compelling part of this version of Iron Man, central to it's success, is the portrayal of Tony Stark. As an actor, fanboy and man, I can't wait to watch.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Epic Space Jump...in Lego.

So the Red Bull Stratos space jump seemingly was a testament to human achievement. Yet recreating it in Lego form with dramatic music and voice overs might be even better.


Plus what Fearless Felix did is just impressive. Check out this Deadspin story for one of his off the hand remarks....

The man is a freak. We need more like that.

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Assassins Creed III - weapons trailer

It's quite amazing how far video games have come. No longer relegated to the basement fortresses of teenagers - they have become a huge economic engine. One that can now create more anticipation and buzz then most Hollywood blockbusters.

I have never played any of the Assassins Creed games. Though I may have to head back out to Half Price Books and pick up the first one now that I am sure to get the third.

Setting the third during the revolutionary war was a stroke of genius. Even casual gamers like myself, who tend to only play games of the sporting, Batman or Call of Duty variety, can't help but be sucked in by the setting and opportunity to take part in one of the least utilized dramatic wars central to Americans.

The companies are even delivering trailers, teasers, and clips that out perform anything Hollywood has given us lately, with the rare exception of The Avengers.


The enemy briefing style of the latest trailer is especially clever.

With that arsenal, he doesn't need to wait to see the whites of their eyes....